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Offline WindAndConfusion

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GPW is a punk
« on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 12:17:20 AM »
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Mr Sturmey had been arguing with his fiancee, Sarah-Lee Harlow, last August.

After being locked out of their house he returned in the morning and shot himself with a nailgun.

Three nails went into his chest, puncturing his heart.

He was alive and conscious for nearly half an hour before Taranaki District Health Board ambulance staff arrived.

Ambulance officer Janice McGiven said she arrived to find eight or 10 people outside watching as Mr Sturmey repeatedly fell over and got back up.

She said he walked toward the ambulance, telling them to go away.

Despite the resistance, the ambulance crew were able to start treating him and found three puncture wounds near his heart.

Mrs McGiven said one of the nails was still lodged in his chest. She believed he had pulled the other two out.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4845982a11.html

C'mon, GPW. Don't take any shit from this guy. Obviously you should shoot four nails into your chest and dig three of them back out again.

Offline Ghandi

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Re: GPW is a punk
« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 12:59:46 AM »
Were I to ever contemplate suicide, shooting myself in the heart with a nail gun would be right above to drinking draino. What a terrible way to do yourself in.

Edit: but yeah, gpw is definitely a punk

Offline Pugnate

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Re: GPW is a punk
« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 16, 2009, 12:29:16 PM »
I see no mention of an out of control penis anywhere.

Are you sure this was about GPW?