"Hands on"...hur hurIts an educational game about STDs. Sounds gripping, I know...but...
Captain Jack and his troops explore the velvety moist patches of various rude parts as the game continues - and overall the game will add up to around an hour of play-time. The game begins in a lady's fou-fou, then proceeds to dance upon the underbelly of a chap's scrotal sack. From here there's a manky mouth and stomach to contend with, some infected fallopian tubes and the game's most memorable sequence: a disease-ridden bottom full to the brim of slurry and semen that's under the command of the undefeatable HIV virus.
If you've never been chased though a rectum of a person of undetermined sex while being pursued by an unstoppable Machiavellian skull who's chanting "Aids! Aids! Aids!" then, finally, your time has come.
How can you not want to play that? And its by the dudes that made the Ben There, Dan That and Time Gentlemen, Please! games. So, you know, its probably funny.
Get it here.
