Topic: I want to <insert thing> but <insert obstacle>

[idolminds]

<@idolminds> I want to download the new Tribes game but thats going to take like 2 months
 <Que|DS> I want to <insert thing> but <insert obstacle>
 <@idolminds> Ooh! This'll be fun!
 <@idolminds> I want to <book> but <tigers>
 <Que|DS> haha
 <Que|DS> I want to <sex> but <alone>
 <@idolminds> I want to <dance> but <white>
 <Que|DS> I want to <tree> but <chainsaw>

Go.

[Xessive]

I want to <heal wound> but <lemons>.

[Quemaqua]

I want to <read post> but <you lazy motherfuckers>.

[idolminds]

I want to <lose weight> but <food is delicious>.

[beo]

i want to <super powers> but <reality>.

[Pugnate]

I want to <kiss Keebs> but <distance>

[Ghandi]

I want to <post more> but <gregg forbids it>