Topic: That's mine, you thieving bastard!!!

[Pugnate]

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Burglar picks wrong victim

A Serbian prisoner who burgled a house during his weekend release picked the wrong victim - the prison governor.

He was caught out when he returned to prison - and the governor spotted his own watch on the convict's wrist.

Alija Cerimi stole jewellery, a watch and a mobile phone from the unnamed governor's house in the northern Serbian town of Sremska Mitrovica.

According to witnesses, the governor spotted Cerimi walking back into the prison waving a shiny silver watch and shouted: "That's mine, you thieving bastard."

Cerimi reportedly laughed and then held up the governor's mobile phone which he had also stolen, before being restrained by guards.

[Quemaqua]

Pretty funny.  But... uh.. why was the guy not in prison?  I've never heard of people being let out of prison for the weekend.  Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of prison?  I mean, fucking normal people are in prison every weekday.  It's called "work".

[Antares]

Seriously.  Weekend release?  That must be rough.