Ok, so I had to go into my storage unit earlier today, and I managed to track down the CD case that I thought I might have had Beyond Good and Evil in it. Luckily, it was there (with not much else). So I installed it and didn't end up having to buy it off of Steam...which is great because the game did not age well.
I don't mean that in the sense that it didn't hold up with the technological advancements over the last 4 or so years, but rather it actually deteriorated. A couple of technical issues arise when you're trying to play this game on newer hardware:
1.) Newer Nvidia cards don't like whatever process they use to render the water (this goes back to at least the 7X00 series). How much do they not like it? Like the game drops from being locked into 60 fps with everything maxed out on my system to 5-7 fps the second the hovercraft gets out on the open water. There is a work around, but it requires turning the water detail down all the way....making it totally opaque and hideous.
2.) If you have anything close to a recent CPU, you probably know about the throttling features meant to keep the heat down and save power consumption when your CPU isn't running full blast. Well...be prepared to disable them. It's kind of whacked, because it seems that the frame rate is linked to the clock speed, but the game speed isn't linked to the frame rate. Whatever, What you're basically dealing with is a situation where sometimes the game's frame rate will all of a sudden drop down to the single digits for a min or two and then back up again. It's pretty distracting, but you can deal with it if you go into your bios and disable your power saving and throttiling features.
3.) I ran into another issue but totally can't remember what it was, so it must not have been important. Some people, however, have reported having to disable one of their CPU cores every time they play. Lame.
Sooooooo I uninstalled the motherfucker. It's a good game and I really wanted to actually finish it this time, but if I wasn't able to plow through it the previous two times I tried, I wasn't going to be able to do it now. A shame really, but I'll probably read a plot synopsis and hope for a more technically proficient sequel.
And for the record, these problems apparently have not been fixed for the STEAM version.