Author Topic: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?  (Read 3825 times)

Offline idolminds

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Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« on: Monday, October 09, 2006, 01:36:28 PM »
I dont remember them being the italian american heratige parades. Then again, last time I cared was when I got the day off school.

I like this from wikipedia:
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In the state of Minnesota, Columbus Day is not celebrated, because many people in Minnesota believe that Vikings arrived in North America before Columbus.
Now a Vikings Day is a holiday I can get behind. Rape and pillage for everyone!

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Re: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 09, 2006, 01:39:37 PM »
It's Thanksgiving in Canada.

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Re: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 09, 2006, 04:28:13 PM »
So I guess the rest of us can all be thankful we don't live in Canada.

But yes, I'm all for the Viking celebration.  My Celtic blood yearns for... holiday.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 09, 2006, 04:29:08 PM »
I dont remember them being the italian american heratige parades. Then again, last time I cared was when I got the day off school.

I like this from wikipedia: Now a Vikings Day is a holiday I can get behind. Rape and pillage for everyone!

Yeah, and Cro-Magnon man beat the Vikings to it too.  How about Cro-Magnon day, hah?  Hah?

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Re: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« Reply #4 on: Monday, October 09, 2006, 05:02:12 PM »
Cro-Magnon Day was tried once. Femenists didnt like the whole knock-her-out-and-drag-her-by-her-hair relay race.

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Re: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« Reply #5 on: Monday, October 09, 2006, 07:16:48 PM »
What are we celebrating Columbus Day for?  Because he accidentally bumped into America thinking it was the Indies?  Because he then proceeded to enslave the natives and rape and pillage their livelihoods?  Eff Columbus.  Eff 'em all for celebrating someone who allowed his men to just kill people for fun.

Err.  And  yea, I didn't know it was Columbus Day till today.

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Re: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« Reply #6 on: Monday, October 09, 2006, 08:25:55 PM »
[Moment of seriousness]Because Columbus is most relevant flag planter in our Euro-centric society's version of history.[/Moment of seriousness]

Yeah!!!11 WTF is up wit dat Columbus dude?!?

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Re: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« Reply #7 on: Monday, October 09, 2006, 08:32:50 PM »
I don't know why it bothers me, it really shouldn't.  Oh well.

It reminds me of a story I heard about him.  He came to Spain shortly after discovering the New World, if you will, to gloat about his discovery.  They decided to take it, and while he was on his way to Portugal to tell the royalty, Spain decided "Yoink!"  It kinda amuses me.

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Re: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« Reply #8 on: Monday, October 09, 2006, 09:31:39 PM »
Heh.  Well, you're certainly right that he wasn't the first one.  He wasn't even the first white one.  What he did was get the ball rolling on what became what we are now.  Let's put it that way.

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Re: Did I miss the memo on Columbus Day parades?
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 04:10:38 PM »
I got the day off. With all the recent re examination of Columbus and all that stuff, his holiday has become Indigenous People's Day. At least the whiners that want to wipe Columbus from the history books had the good sense to keep the holiday.