That's creepy.
But yes, I've discovered the innate superiority of chopsticks because I have a set of them at work that somebody brought back from a vacation, and I don't have any more plastic forks because the last one I had broke a while back, so I've just been using the chopsticks to eat pretty much anything I bring to work. But seriously, the more I use them, the more I hate standard silverware. I don't know why. They're initially awkward and based on a fundamental principle entirely different from a fork, but now that I eat with them regularly I find that I prefer them for practically anything that doesn't need to be cut with a knife. I use them almost constantly at home now.