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Offline WindAndConfusion

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PETA is awesome
« on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 01:30:29 AM »
You may have heard of "Sea Kittens." They're a new PETA campaign to convince people that fish are really just the kittens of the sea. As part of the campaign, PETA have provided some bedtime stories to help you understand the life of a sea kitten:






I love PETA and I hope they succeed in scarring an entire generation of children with this new campaign.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #1 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 04:34:05 AM »
I'm a liberal, very far to the left...but I hate PETA with a passion. I like their initial message, but like every other group out there, they take a good message and take it too far to the extreme. Off the top of my head, I would say that 90% of the population is for the "ethical treatment of animals". However, PETA takes it so far as to say that you shouldn't be able to eat meat (something most of us do), but animals should be completely liberated as in they should be able to walk the streets freely shitting everywhere. Not only that, but no one would be allowed to have any pets, not even seeing eye dogs for the blind. They preach about the safety of animals, yet they euthanize half of the animals they take it. Last, but not least, PETA has been proven to fund eco terrorists. These are the people release animals out in the wild or burn down people's newly built houses (and a good portion of the wildlife with it).

God, I needed a good rant, thanks.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #2 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 06:43:03 AM »
PETA, or as I like to call them "PUTA" (People for the Unreasonable Treatment of Animals) are a collection of idiots.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #3 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 12:55:43 PM »
Are those links sfw.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #4 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 01:23:34 PM »
"Bitter and insane" is an apt description of their mindset.  Which came first doesn't really matter.  These are people to castrate, in whatever way works.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #5 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 02:36:09 PM »
As far as I'm concerned they're for the "ethical" treatment of fictional animals.

Next they'll be defending mosquitos "mini-air-kittens" and rats "sewer-kittens."

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 03:28:10 PM »
That first panel is great. Those sea kittens are so emo.

brb, eating animals.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 06:30:00 PM »
I still understand the sentiment, because I'd rather not have to end life to continue my own, but yes, these people are completely fucking insane.  I mean, that's just... insane.  Sea kittens?  Come on now.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #8 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 10:00:23 PM »
Oh god, no....you're going to get him to do it.  Don't get him to do it.


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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #10 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 10:14:50 PM »
If they are so sad we should kill them sooner.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #11 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 10:27:28 PM »
If they are so sad we should kill them sooner.

We should kill them, skin them and put their hides on baby seals. Because baby seals are cold too. And we should think about the animals.


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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #13 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 10:33:39 PM »
That was great. And that's saying something, because I hate what you've done to gpw11.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #14 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 10:36:12 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 10:40:57 PM »
You totally double posted. But you should go with this. I wholeheartedly support it. I might even get involved.

In fact, we should start a topic.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #16 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 10:42:40 PM »
Trick or FUCK YOU

i WIN

I'm pretty sure it was indeed a trap

Well, they're basically the same thing

Oh, wait...that's MY secret recipe...FOR FUN


As a side note, this guy is a complete idiot: 

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Wow, KFC are 100% liars. It has no herbs or a hint of spice besides black pepper. MSG is very bad. It's also found in some cookies and chips. Hope the chickens aren't alive during the very hot oil phase because that would be torture. This is another reason we must stop KFC. Thanks for spreading the word]Wow, KFC are 100% liars. It has no herbs or a hint of spice besides black pepper. MSG is very bad. It's also found in some cookies and chips. Hope the chickens aren't alive during the very hot oil phase because that would be torture. This is another reason we must stop KFC. Thanks for spreading the word
This motherfucker seems to think there's an entire slaughterhouse in in the 10x10' food court stall.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #17 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 10:56:03 PM »
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i WIN

Yeah, you pretty much do.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #18 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 11:04:03 PM »
Holy shit, that is the worst board navigation system ever.  I just realized it was only posting the first page and you have to either change the url or scroll all the way through. C'mon....C'moooon.

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« Reply #19 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 11:17:26 PM »
Doesn't matter. The trick or treat one is enough for a Nobel Prize.

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« Reply #20 on: Monday, November 03, 2008, 11:35:16 PM »
Yeah, I hope I don't get banned before I get un-bored with it.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, November 04, 2008, 05:17:37 PM »
i'm stoned off my ass and have been reading these for the last however many minutes - it's fucking hilarious. you're a one man board invasion force, consisting of a lone troll commando. i salute you, sir - your mission has been a great success.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #22 on: Friday, November 14, 2008, 04:58:53 AM »
Peta wrote a letter to Ben and Jerry's ice cream company asking them to use human breast milk in their ice cream.  it was something they talked about in my GFs college cooking class.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #23 on: Friday, November 14, 2008, 07:45:30 AM »
Haha, that is the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #24 on: Friday, November 14, 2008, 10:37:48 PM »
Peta wrote a letter to Ben and Jerry's ice cream company asking them to use human breast milk in their ice cream.  it was something they talked about in my GFs college cooking class.

Ok, but where are they going to find that many women?

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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, November 15, 2008, 12:51:11 AM »
I have no idea, but don't worry Ben and Jerry's shot the idea down.

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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:55:47 AM »
I have no idea, but don't worry Ben and Jerry's shot the idea down.
Or so we've been told.. What if they discovered that human breast milk is actually more affordable than cow milk?! EEEeeeew..

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #27 on: Saturday, November 15, 2008, 06:42:59 PM »
<idol> But if they were hot women... </idol>

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #28 on: Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:57:08 PM »
<idol> But if they were hot women... </idol>

:D

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #29 on: Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:07:01 PM »
Well...yeah...

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« Reply #32 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 12:45:26 PM »
Lol GPW.

I love reading your antics, be it on online dating sites or the PETA forums.

You should make a thread over there to get some real attention.  It looks like no one really reads replies..  Haha.
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #33 on: Monday, November 17, 2008, 03:49:10 AM »
Well the issue for using human breast milk is it's consistency, and it's contents.  It's not as creamy and it's actually slightly sweeter and contains other materials that doesn't mix well in the ice cream making process.  I've done my research and by research I mean reading not you know.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #34 on: Monday, November 17, 2008, 05:34:00 AM »
OOOkay.

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« Reply #35 on: Monday, November 17, 2008, 06:27:47 AM »
I thought it was becasue y'know we don't have any human breast-milk farms.

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« Reply #36 on: Monday, November 17, 2008, 06:40:35 AM »
I thought it was becasue y'know we don't have any human breast-milk farms.

well that to but I was just trying to think of a more logical reason why we couldn't use breast milk haha.

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Re: PETA is awesome
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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #38 on: Monday, November 17, 2008, 02:05:43 PM »
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: PETA is awesome
« Reply #39 on: Monday, November 17, 2008, 03:08:49 PM »
Well, they got the process wrong. First off, you're suppsoed to drain the blood through the carotid. Secondly, plucking feathers does not cause bleeding; I know this for a fact. And thirdly, a normal person would wash the bird before attempting to stuff the damn thing.

Still amusing though :P