Topic: hey canadians!

[beo]

i just fucked one of your women.

just thought you should know.

[PyroMenace]

I think everyone on boards already knows about this. The bitch wouldn't shutup about your bad teeth.

[gpw11]

Uh-oh. Go get tested.

[Cobra951]

I hear liquid nitrogen will clear anything right up.

[gpw11]

At what cost Cobra?  AT WHAT COST?!

[Pugnate]

i just fucked one of your women.

just thought you should know.

This is almost as much of a non-achievement as fucking an Australian woman.

Also if she has been in Canada at all during the past 20 years, chances are she was banged by GPW. I'd get tested if I were you.

[beo]

Also if she has been in Canada at all during the past 20 years, chances are she was banged by GPW.

the thought that my penis may have touched gpw's by proxy was the only thing keeping me hard.

[Pugnate]

hahah

[ren]

As a British citizen living in Canada, I salute you.

[gpw11]

As a British citizen living in Canada, I salute you.

Get out.  Fucking redcoats.

[beo]

and whose your head of state again...?

face it - canada is britains red headed step child.

[ren]

The governor-general reaffirmed our power as little as 5 days ago. Stay in line loyalist.

[Ghandi]

Awww, it's cute watching the Canadians and the British fight.

[beo]

The governor-general reaffirmed our power as little as 5 days ago. Stay in line loyalist.

and what you going to do? the only thing scary about canada is your "music".

[Pugnate]

Said the guy whose country's primary export was boy bands.

[beo]

i think our ratio of good to bad music is a little more favourable than canada's. anyway, most of those boybands actually come from ireland...

what's canada got? avril lavigne, celine dion, sum 41, nickelback, brian adams.... ouch.

[Pugnate]

Take That... Boyzone... Westlife... The Beatles...

edit:

So I did a search on Google. You were right... what the hell is up with Ireland and boy bands?

[gpw11]

Awww, it's cute watching the Canadians and the British fight.

Those idiots make me sick.  Can I apply for citizenship?

[ren]

and what you going to do? the only thing scary about canada is your "music".

when I said our I meant British. I was on your side dammit.

[beo]

ehhhehehh...

well then. good...

[gpw11]

You're both clowns.  The only thing out there that you can really call "music" anyways are the works of Bruce Springsteen.   All that other shit is just shit.

[Ghandi]

Those idiots make me sick.  Can I apply for citizenship?

Yeah, but once they see you are adding "u's" to half the words in the language, you will probably be rejected. Plus I heard there's a penis inspection.

[angrykeebler]

you're all british! if you put the queen on your money then you're british

[WindAndConfusion]

This has nothing to do with the thread except snow niggers:

[Pugnate]

This has nothing to do with the thread except snow niggers:

What the hell? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT WORD? SNOW.

[Raisa]

You're both clowns.  The only thing out there that you can really call "music" anyways are the works of Bruce Springsteen.   All that other shit is just shit.

i thought u loved the spice girls?

hey, sting is british right?

[ren]

Canada doesn't love The Spice Girls, only Toronto does. It's the only bad part about our city.

Also, I will not stand for this insulting of Canadian music. British music is awesome too but we beat you per capita.

Canada wins in everything per capita - that's why we're awesome.

[gpw11]

Canada doesn't love The Spice Girls, only Toronto does. It's the only bad part about our city.

Also, I will not stand for this insulting of Canadian music. British music is awesome too but we beat you per capita.

Canada wins in everything per capita - that's why we're awesome.

Ok, having lived in Toronto I can say that there are many bad parts of your city...especially Jamaicans. Beyond that, don't lie to the rest of the world...Canadian music pretty much blows.

[Quemaqua]

Sorry dude, Canadian music wins.

And don't make fun of the skullet.  Devin Townsend will find your children and eat them.

EDIT - Canada rules.

[gpw11]

Oh, sorry.  I thought we were talking about music

Anyways, can we at least agree that Jamaicans suck?

[Quemaqua]

I think that's an unspoken law of the universe.

[Raisa]

isn't it in toronto where they have 'church' street where all the homosexuals, prostitutes and druggies hangout?

[ren]

If you think Canadian music sucks I will assume you have no taste so no list I give you will convince anyone of anything. Most of our current awesomeness is in the rock/indie scene.

isn't it in toronto where they have 'church' street where all the homosexuals, prostitutes and druggies hangout?

Church street is the center of what was traditionally the gay district.

[gpw11]

As long as you don't say anything about the Tragically Hip we're cool.