Topic: i've got a boyle on my cock

[beo]

...that should be the name of the porno susan boyle has been offered a staring role in. she's been offered $1million to lose her virginity on film. i think i'd rather stick a hot poker down my jap's eye than watch this.

http://blogofhilarity.com/2009/04/20/porn-company-wants-susan-boyle

[Xessive]

Creepy world we're livin' in.

[Quemaqua]

Creepy doesn't begin to describe it.

[K-man]

Somewhere, someone is hoping against all hope that this happens.

[Cobra951]

She won't do it.  Either that, or she's nothing like who she appears to be.

Besides, $1 million?  Pfft!  She stands to make a lot more than that if she doesn't soil herself.

[W7RE]

For some reason I can't help but think if it was a guy, he'd be, "that pathetic old dude who couldn't get any", and no one would care.


Also, I forgot who Susan Boyle was. I was imagining Lisa Boyle, and wondering wtf.

[Xessive]

Yes, if it were Lisa Boyle or even Lara Flynn Boyle I think we'd all be more interested.