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angrykeebler · « **on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 04:53:06 PM »

Pineapple has no business being on a pizza. It is gross and should be outlawed. If you like pineapple on pizza then I like you less as a person.

MysterD · « **Reply #1 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 04:56:21 PM »

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The most controversial topic ever on these boards

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Quote from: angrykeebler on Monday, September 07, 2009, 04:53:06 PM

Pineapple has no business being on a pizza. It is gross and should be outlawed. If you like pineapple on pizza then I like you less as a person.

Never tried it.

shock · « **Reply #2 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 05:37:32 PM »

I agree. Pineapple is a thief of flavor on a pizza. If I want the pineapple taste, I'll eat a pineapple. If I want the taste of pizza, I'll eat pizza. End of story.

Pugnate · « **Reply #3 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 05:42:25 PM »

Quote from: angrykeebler on Monday, September 07, 2009, 04:53:06 PM

Pineapple has no business being on a pizza. It is gross and should be outlawed. If you like pineapple on pizza then I like you less as a person.

It is like we are the same person... except one of us has a small penis.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #4 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 05:55:07 PM »

Quote from: Pugnate on Monday, September 07, 2009, 05:42:25 PM

It is like we are the same person... except one of us has a small penis.

Very brave of you to openly admit that! Remember that size doesn't matter but what you do with it that counts.

gpw11 · « **Reply #5 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 06:17:57 PM »

While I do agree in theory, I think we'd be wasting our time focusing on pineapple here. I recently had a Chipotle Chicken pizza with corn on it. We need to raise hell over this.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #6 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 06:20:38 PM »

Quote from: gpw11 on Monday, September 07, 2009, 06:17:57 PM

While I do agree in theory, I think we'd be wasting our time focusing on pineapple here. I recently had a Chipotle Chicken pizza with corn on it. We need to raise hell over this.

One problem at a time.. Corn is not nearly as widespread of a problem as pineapple.

gpw11 · « **Reply #7 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 06:25:32 PM »

But is a far more repulsive problem. I think we need to start with corn in order to get people to see that we can be effective. We don't currently have enough support to take down the pineapple cartels.

idolminds · « **Reply #8 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 07:06:25 PM »

Eh, its not that bad.

iPPi · « **Reply #9 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 07:09:51 PM »

I totally agree... I hate pineapple on pizza.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #10 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 08:24:02 PM »

Quote from: idolminds on Monday, September 07, 2009, 07:06:25 PM

Eh, its not that bad.

The stench of pineapple and tomato sauce is strong on this one. YOU ARE FORTHWITH BANISHED FROM THIS THREAD.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #11 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 08:36:10 PM »

I can deal with it. Corn is disgusting, though.

PyroMenace · « **Reply #12 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 08:47:04 PM »

Hawaiin pizza is pretty tasty.

Pugnate · « **Reply #13 on:** Monday, September 07, 2009, 11:37:45 PM »

Quote from: angrykeebler on Monday, September 07, 2009, 05:55:07 PM

Very brave of you to openly admit that! Remember that size doesn't matter but what you do with it that counts.

Well, it helps that I am a dual wielder.

Ghandi · « **Reply #14 on:** Tuesday, September 08, 2009, 01:00:36 PM »

Hawaiians piss me off. I don't eat their pizza out of principle.

Also, Pug, you dual-wield penises? That's pretty gay.

Pugnate · « **Reply #15 on:** Tuesday, September 08, 2009, 01:23:56 PM »

What if they are goats?

Ghandi · « **Reply #16 on:** Tuesday, September 08, 2009, 01:29:55 PM »

That's assumed when you mention penises. Kinda like when gpw mentions sex, its assumed that you add "with little boys" after it.

Pugnate · « **Reply #17 on:** Tuesday, September 08, 2009, 01:31:28 PM »

I was trying to find an image to spice up this thread and came across this. I find it a bit disturbing:

Pugnate · « **Reply #18 on:** Tuesday, September 08, 2009, 01:33:43 PM »

To balance the scales, I should mention that I also came across this on the same image search:

I guess there is no doubt as to what Ghandi would prefer.

Pugnate · « **Reply #19 on:** Tuesday, September 08, 2009, 01:38:09 PM »

OK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS:

Quemaqua · « **Reply #20 on:** Tuesday, September 08, 2009, 08:31:15 PM »

A devil-woman with a machine gun. And a penis. That is also the devil.

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