Author Topic: This is why I never leave my IMs on (Read 7062 times)

idolminds · « **on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 09:09:05 PM »

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(9:57:42 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: hi... anyone tthere?
(9:59:18 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: well anyway, giess your not there?
(9:59:30 PM) idolminds: huh?
(9:59:33 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: oh yourr there hi...
(9:59:42 PM) idolminds: you type fast
(9:59:45 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: a/s/l (agee sex location)?
(9:59:54 PM) idolminds: bot?
(10:00:01 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: bot? whats that? some kinda insilt or something?
(10:00:04 PM) idolminds: yes
(10:00:13 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you mitht like to chat.
(10:00:38 PM) idolminds: you'd be wrong
(10:00:40 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: so what have you been up to idolminds?
(10:00:55 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda zorny (*blushes)
(10:01:03 PM) idolminds: zorny...hahah
(10:01:10 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
(10:01:30 PM) idolminds: why yes, of course Id like panda flavored ice cream
(10:01:53 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
(10:02:05 PM) idolminds: I'll put on my robe and wizard hat
(10:02:15 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
(10:02:27 PM) idolminds: Go make me a sandwich
(10:02:39 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
(10:02:53 PM) idolminds: over a sandwich? You must be a good cook
(10:03:12 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails digg gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
(10:03:40 PM) idolminds: This is the best damn sandwich I've ever had. What kind of cheese is this?
(10:03:51 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profie!
(10:04:18 PM) idolminds: Yeah whatever....so is it a kind of swiss cheese or something?
(10:04:27 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: what do you think of my pics?
(10:04:50 PM) idolminds: They are blank and lifeless since you dont exist
(10:05:00 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: shit the phone. dont stop strokiing it. hold on...
(10:05:19 PM) idolminds: Built in answering machine? awesome. I gotta get me one of those
(10:05:30 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: was just browsing the yahoo profile thing. looked like you miight be an interesting person to chat with.
(10:05:42 PM) idolminds: Havent I been so far?
(10:06:01 PM) nthdimensionalovhor: sorry, I havr to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
(10:06:21 PM) idolminds: can you make me another sandwich?
(10:06:58 PM) idolminds: Hello?
(10:07:06 PM) idolminds: damn...

ren · « **Reply #1 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 09:27:41 PM »

you almost made a new friend!

sirean_syan · « **Reply #2 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 09:28:41 PM »

Looks like you just go inter-raped.

I bet you were asking for it.

idolminds · « **Reply #3 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 09:29:45 PM »

I feel so used...

PyroMenace · « **Reply #4 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 09:47:13 PM »

bot whore, stop hogging.

anyway, that was pretty funny.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #5 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 09:51:43 PM »

Favorite line?

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(10:03:40 PM) idolminds: This is the best damn sandwich I've ever had. What kind of cheese is this?

TheOtherBelmont · « **Reply #6 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:30:14 PM »

Hahaha holy crap, I'm surprised she kept trying to get you off even though you were saying all that funny stuff.

Ghandi · « **Reply #7 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:32:50 PM »

Damn, that was hot.

I mean, uhhh....funny. It was funny. $:-\$

iPPi · « **Reply #8 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:36:34 PM »

Haha. I turn off all ability of people attempting to contact me unless they're on my message list. That way I don't get unsolicited messages.

Xessive · « **Reply #9 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:59:14 PM »

Haha good stuff

I hate those annoying bots.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #10 on:** Sunday, October 29, 2006, 11:09:19 PM »

I've honestly never gotten one.

Antares · « **Reply #11 on:** Monday, October 30, 2006, 04:01:52 PM »

I used to get them every now and again way back in the ICQ days.. but I hardly use IM at all anymore.

scottws · « **Reply #12 on:** Monday, October 30, 2006, 04:40:40 PM »

Can't say anything like that has ever happened to me.

shock · « **Reply #13 on:** Monday, October 30, 2006, 05:12:21 PM »

I might get IM again just so I have a chance of something like that happening to me. That would be awesome.

Xessive · « **Reply #14 on:** Monday, October 30, 2006, 05:15:42 PM »

It's happened to me like 4 times on MSN (Windows Live) Messenger. Other times I just get add requests from ridiculous e-mail addresses like "2cute4u@sexme.ru" or something.

WindAndConfusion · « **Reply #15 on:** Monday, October 30, 2006, 05:35:31 PM »

Shit! Did you use protection? What'll you do if she gets pregnant?!?!?! (Never mind that the person you were talking to was probably 53/male/Russian mob.)

Xessive · « **Reply #16 on:** Monday, October 30, 2006, 05:55:28 PM »

Cyber Pregnant?

Most likely the reality of it:

or:

Cools · « **Reply #17 on:** Monday, October 30, 2006, 06:11:41 PM »

Haha that was awesome!

WindAndConfusion · « **Reply #18 on:** Monday, October 30, 2006, 06:39:01 PM »

Man, I bet she gave you a bunch of STDs, too. No one touch his keyboard, ever.

HxCeddie · « **Reply #19 on:** Monday, October 30, 2006, 06:54:03 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHA that was amazing. She really made you a great sandwich huh?

Ace_O_Spades · « **Reply #20 on:** Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 12:25:24 AM »

you sir, make me laugh

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Author Topic: This is why I never leave my IMs on (Read 7062 times)

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