Yea. I haven't ever told anyone this, but here goes. This probably won't surprise you guys too much, with things being so dangerous here. This was back when I was taking Ju Jitsu classes at some school here.
Some stupid local gang tried to hurt my sister once, so I felt I had to teach them a lesson. I tried to trace them, but it was really hard, and I put the word out.
Later I learned the gang's boss was holding some sort of a lame martial arts competition (or tournament if you will). I felt this was my only way in, and my only way to get some revenge.
It was a hand to hand competition, and I beat everyone. One dude tried this lame flying kick on me, and just punched him in the nuts as he was flying over. Then there was this other dude with REALLY BIG BROWN NIPPLES. Seriously, they were like saucers. I was like, if you are going to compete, at least put a shirt on imho lol. Some white dude beat him though.
Finally, the leader of the group met me, expecting me to become a part of his team. There was something off about him. It was like he was a ventriloquist's dummy; his lips were out of sync with his speech. Also, he really didn't like cats.
Anyway, after it was over, he said to me, "Congratulations, you are ready to enter the group."
To which I replied, before killing him, "NO BITCH, it is you who is about to ENTER THE DRAGON!"
