I don't think that I really need to say anything other than this is a counter-point to my "women are lovely" thread.
I could go into this long description of what's happening but really it wouldn't make sense. Because women are fucking confusing, and I have no idea how this will turn out because of conflicting descriptions she gave of how it happened last time.
I'm a little jealous of Pug, to be honest. He has his goats. They eat grass and make little noises, that's it. Granted, they smell. And they kick. I dunno how he got around that.