Topic: Sometimes I find a treasure in my spam folder

[idolminds]

CC: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS  (FBI)
HOMELAND SECURITY SERVICES
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY (CIA)
20TH APRIL 2011


FRAUDULENT TRANSACTIONS:



ATTN:BENEFICIARY

We have been directed to inform you that we have been monitoring all your
contacts with some fraudsters/impostors on the internet that claims to be
working for the Nigerian Government and the FBI and this agency which is

HOMELAND SECURITY SERVICES AND THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY (CIA) has been on
your aid in other to protect you from being prosecuted by the International
Crimes Department by asking you to secure the FREE CITIZEN CERTIFICATE after the

Clean Bill Certificate has been issued to you previously by the FBI as we have
it here in our database but instead of you doing that you still continue to
contact this Criminals on the internet that claim to be working for the

Government and say they are in charge of the release of some fraudulent funds to
you which is not true.

You where supposed to have been arrested earlier before now by the Federal
Bureau Of Investigations following the orders that were given by the

International Crimes Department, the Nigerian Government has been contacted on
this development and they are also helping us in tracking down all the criminals
that have been confusing you all this while.

So right now all you need to do in other to protect your image and that of your

entire country/family is to get the FREE CITIZEN CERTIFICATE as you have been
warned because we are suppose to carry out the arrest on you today but due to
the fact that some assignments was carried out by the fraud department of the

FBI, it has been canceled and the new date would be announced later.

This is the final notification that I would be sending to you because we already
have all your details/information and your ID in our database which would be

forwarded to the WORLD COURT as your name has been enlisted in the WORLD SCAM
RECORDS as a top 11 fraudster.

For the last time we are advising that you stop any further contact with any
person or group of persons that claims to be working for the issuance of your

funds because no such funds exist as far as we are concerned and the only funds
that was entitled to you of which the FBI has been given the necessary order to
necessitate the transfer is the compensation funds which is valued at the sum of

$800,000usd that was issued to you by the South African Government to compensate you
for the embarrassments and insults to your personality which the Nigerian
Fraudsters used your identity to dupe a German business man of a huge amount of

money and which we are still investigating until this moment.

If you know that you really want to save your life and the future of your
family, we are advising that you secure the FREE CITIZEN CERTIFICATE, so that

your name can be shortlisted from the scammers list which has already been
submitted to the International Crimes Department and this certificate will give
access to the issuance of your compensation funds.


We have also spread our networks to the following countries which are America,
Australia, Canada, Africa, United Kingdom, Asia and Poland.

All the people that have their names in the list would be inset in our website

any moment from now because we are charged to wipe away all the fraudulent
transactions being held on the internet in which many people have lost their
lives,money and properties.

So it will be better for you to update us on the actual date in which you would

be able to make the payment of $300 Usd to the agency over there in South Africa for
them to issue the FREE CITIZEN CERTIFICATE to you because that is the only
guarantee that would make us believe that your name and ID was really forged and

not real as claimed because the German Business Man has contacted all the Crimes
Agency on this matter and it was your ID that he has placed in all the Crimes
Department for a search of you.

This Certificate will be attached along with the previous Clean Bill Certificate

so that the attorney who is handling this process could get everything mandated
as you have only 12hours to co-operate with this directives and this last
Certificate as stated by the issuance department would cost you the sum of $300

Usd and this fees should be paid anytime from now, Send all your response to imfinternational@micro.lt


Best Regards,

Sean Helton
CIA AGENT

Oh shit, not the FBI!

[Cobra951]

Haha!  I don't scan my junk folder nearly enough to see that much entertainment.

[K-man]

You hear that?  THE WORLD COURT!

[iPPi]

Haha.

[ren]

Send all your response to imfinternational@micro.lt

Someone should spam the hell out of this address.

[sirean_syan]

You hear that?  THE WORLD COURT!

Screw the world court, Government Business Man is involved.

[Ghandi]

I got my FREE CITIZEN CERTIFICATE ages ago. I certainly hope that everyone here has done likewise. And really, the hardest part about asking someone is yelling those three words as you ask. Really confuses people.