Right on the tail of the other post in here about gamers, indie developers, and everyone else being absolute shitheads, this gem pops up.
So, I'm at work yesterday and decide to check out Reddit. It's a fucking warzone and I can't figure out why or what the fuck is going on because it all seems so convoluted and doesn't seem like anything anyone should care about. So, obviously, I tried to get to the bottom of it - there's a mystery to be solved: The Case of Why Reddit is so Fucked Right Now. I'm going to save you the hours of reading that I did and just sum it up:
-Maybe years ago, maybe not, some indie developer claims she's getting harrassed and bombarded by 4chan and something called Wizardchan - which is 4chan...for virgins....which seems redundant and dumb, but whatever. Apparently the two image boards actually go out of their way to prove it was all bullshit, because the only thing they like more than trolling is trolling people who faked them trolling them originally. Industry chumps stand up for this Zoe Quinn girl, as do grrrrrl gamers and internet feminists. Everyone else thinks she's a shit head or doesn't care care. Whatever.
-Chick becomes somewhat well known in the niche market of people involved in indie games who are also feminists. There's probably some controversy somewhere. Who the fuck knows.
-Chick releases a free game. It gets on Steam
-Chick and her boyfriend broke up. He gets all pissy and writes (I'm not shitting you here) 15,000 on a blog describing how much of a piece of garbage she is. He posts chat logs, reveals secrets, and lets it out that she's banged five or so industry insiders who I guess are pretty well known.
-I get the idea in my head that she might be hot. She's not, it's a huge let down. The guys she banged are likewise awkward and weird looking. Eh.
-Someone puts two and two together and figured out that some of those dudes gave her shitty free game a lot (or some) coverage. Also, one guy is her boss.
-Internet blows up. "She's banging for reviews!" "Can't trust any games journalist!" "Women are all sluts!" "Men always blame the victim!". Mods everywhere start deleting threads when people start revealing personal information.
-Internet blows up again. "The industry is incestuous, right down to mods!" "Censorship!!" I check again to see if she's hot. Nope, still hideous. I don't get it.
-I go to reddit to try to look at funny pictures of cats and Russian dash cam videos. I'm blue balled because the top thirty threads are retweets from some indie fucktard's thoughts on the situation or how some shit head blogger thinks this is all unfair.
-I waste hours trying to find out why this is so interesting to people. A bunch of ugly people bang, some guy spills the shit and releases his (seriously pathetic, but very revealing) chat logs about his girlfriend who probably has a mental disorder, people cry foul everywhere from every which side and I still can't figure out the interesting part.
-THERE IS NO FUCKING INTERESTING PART. THAT'S IT - UGLY PEOPLE BANG, SOME GUY GOT CHEATED ON AND HANDLED IT TERRIBLY. HIS UGLY GIRLFRIEND IS A BITCH AND SOME AWKWARD DUDES GOT LAID. GIVE ME MY FUCKING DASH CAMS.
And here's the thing about the culture around the games industry: All it is is bitching. Journalists bitch about the moves developers make, developers bitch about fans, fans bitch about journalists and developers being in bed, developers bitch about journalists not giving indies the time of day, journasdfkl ioj df ;sdf iosda f AAAAAGH! Fuck!
These aren't all unified groups, of course, but occasionally, in just the right shit-storm environment, they'll get all their panties in a collective bunch and converge in a whirlwind of idiocy in order to take away my goddamn dash cams. And for that I hate them.