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Offline angrykeebler

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The Duke Nukem Forever List
« on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:21:58 PM »
http://duke.a-13.net/

Pretty much a list of things that have happened since DNF was announced.

I especially liked

The Voyager 1 spacecraft has travelled 8.8 billion miles from Earth.

Approximately 509,373,306 people have died and 661,373,082 have been born.

The U.S.S. Ronald Reagan (the largest nuclear-powered aircraft carrier in the world) was in contract, built, launched, comissioned, and began active duty.
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:30:58 PM »
This one is my favorite:

The two Mars rovers, Spirit and Opportunity were proposed, authorized, announced, designed, launched and successfully landed upon Mars where they have been exploring the surface for over 2.5 years.
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:31:09 PM »
Oh man that is a whole page of stuff for D to go through and use as material for new jokes. Exciting.
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:34:07 PM »
Oh God hes right. Keebs, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:35:38 PM »
Someone just ban him already.  Unending bad jokes are a TOS violation, aren't they?
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:46:51 PM »
No we must all make them so we feel what it is like to be in his shoes!

Why did D cross the road? Because there was a DNF joke on the other side! (See it has begun)
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:53:30 PM »
Oh gods... kill me now...
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #7 on: Monday, April 30, 2007, 12:55:56 AM »
My head started hurting when I read the end of this thread, god dammit Pug.
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #8 on: Monday, April 30, 2007, 02:27:09 AM »
hehe
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #9 on: Monday, April 30, 2007, 06:26:59 AM »
Someone ban Pug too.  Can we ban moderators?
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Re: The Duke Nukem Forever List
« Reply #10 on: Monday, April 30, 2007, 07:46:25 AM »
This one I think puts the title's development into perspective the best:

"The United States' entire program to put a man on the moon, from Kennedy's challenge to the landing."

Some of the "announced, designed, built, delivered, and active" ones do a good job too.
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